A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Brain fart

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

the sky is green no it is not

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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