A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

thumb_up thumb_down +2

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops