What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

penis. nuff said.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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