People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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