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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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