My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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