Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Get up Look in the mirror

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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