Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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