Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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