- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

the sky is green no it is not

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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