- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the new green? Green

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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