- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

i have yougurt mit traktor

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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