What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the old man die? He was old.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

69.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops