why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

my gramma died

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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