- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Christ is a conspiracy

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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