- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Women's Rights

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Wenis Penis

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Good job, son.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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