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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Neither have I

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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