- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

human centipede

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Women's rights.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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