- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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