what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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