What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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