What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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