- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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