- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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