Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

penis

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

No

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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