- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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