- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.