Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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