- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

I have an idea! You leave.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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