Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Antijokes...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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