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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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