- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Title IX

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

someone called someone else a frog

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