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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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