- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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