If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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