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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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