What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Katy Perry

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Poop

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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gingers

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Weaner

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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