- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

I don't get it

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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