- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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