- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Water? I hardly know her.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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