- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Water? I hardly know her.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

how do you call someone? use a phone

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

i found waldo.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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