Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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