- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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