A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

you see theres this guy.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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