Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

No antijoke here.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Women's rights

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

This is not a joke.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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