- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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