- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Ily bae

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Gus's mom

I think everybody should have a penis.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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