- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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