Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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