whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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