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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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