- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

matt is fat

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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