What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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