Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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salad days!

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you give like i give lomain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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