knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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10inch nice

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Anti Joke

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