What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A man died.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Racial Equality

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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