- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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