Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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i like it in the mouth

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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