Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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