Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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