What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what's up? my penis.

Of course, first door on your left

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

No soup for you!

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

A muslim walks out of a plane.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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