- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

womens rights.

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