- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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