Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

In soviet Russia...things are different

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Beka has AIDS

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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