Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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