- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A man goes to the potty.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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