- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Refridgerator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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