- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a vagina

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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