What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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