- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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