- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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