- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

TOP KEK

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??