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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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