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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Obama = ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.