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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

This is a joke.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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