Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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