- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why can't february march Because april may

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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