whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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woman's rights

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Anti Joke

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