An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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