- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

I don't believe in giraffes.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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