Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Anti Joke

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