- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Face...the other white meat!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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