- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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