What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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