- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did you step on my watermelon?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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