- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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