- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

poopy is poopy

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Nobody cares maddie!

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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