A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Turkeys are obese

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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