Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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George W. Bush

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Coldpaly is a good band

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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