- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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