- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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