So you have been really stressed lately huh?

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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