- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What is older than history?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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