- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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