- Anti Joke

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.