Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Firgen and the blung brigade

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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