- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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