What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Jack Stevens

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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The cream, it is coming

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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