Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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