- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

your face

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Take part of what?

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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