How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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