Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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An anti-joke

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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THE GAME

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Mahmy

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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