- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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