why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Racial Equality

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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