- Anti Joke

When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}