- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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