Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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This is not a joke.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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