- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's 2+2? Fish

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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