A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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