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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Immigration Laws

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your mam is so fat.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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