- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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