- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A bar walks into a man

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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