Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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