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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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