- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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