What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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