Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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hi jonny

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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