- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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