what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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WNBA

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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