- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Women's Rights

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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