- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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