- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

I read the terms of service.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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