- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats 7+4? 74

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Yo Mama just died.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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