- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats 7+4? 74

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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