- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

800 people died last year. end of story

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Mogok Papiti.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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