What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

womens rights.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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