Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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I'm rick james bitch

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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