Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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hi

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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whats black? the colour

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Turkey Balls

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Anti Joke

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