- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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