My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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haha

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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