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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Trump will make America great again.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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