- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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