why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Knock knock Come in

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

In soviet Russia...things are different

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Anti Joke

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