- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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