- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

The Labour Party.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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