What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Chuck Norris is dead......

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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