Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Major League Soccer

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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