Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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