- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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