Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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