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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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