Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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