- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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