when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

all your base are belong to mark

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Double-whammy

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Anti Joke

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