A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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