yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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