- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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