What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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cory

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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