- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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School

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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