- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

womens rights.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Obama lin Baden.

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