- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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