A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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