Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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