- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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