whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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