- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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