What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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