Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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