- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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