Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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