- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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