what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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