- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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