- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Women's Rights

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Title IX

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

you see theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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