- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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