What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Your adopted

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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