Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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