star wars kid

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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