- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

A praying mantis is very graceful

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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