Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Title IX

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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