- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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