Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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