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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I am quite mature.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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