- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Andoni was here

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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