- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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