- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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