- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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