- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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