- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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