Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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