- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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