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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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