- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

This is a joke.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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