- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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