What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

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