- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Yellow People !!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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