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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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