What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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