Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's blue? The sky.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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