Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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