- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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