BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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#Getweird

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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