Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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