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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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