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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Manchester City

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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