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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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