- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

poopy is poopy

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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