Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Boob

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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