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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Cripples are lame.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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