- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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