- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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