- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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