Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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