- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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