- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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