- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

human centipede

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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