- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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