why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Once, I went to Peru.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Anti Joke

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