What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Sixty... eight

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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