What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

y u no like me joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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