- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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what's white and sticky semen

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Andoni was here

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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