Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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