Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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