- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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