- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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