Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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