- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A Fat Kenyan

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Roses are flowers.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

i found waldo.

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