- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You idiot.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what kind of dog can tiptoe

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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