What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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