- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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