- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

well use a tissue!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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