- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

binladin walks into the american seals

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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