- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Diarrhea

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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