A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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