The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Hail Hitler

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

women's rights.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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