That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Bitch

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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